Recently, I joined a dating site for arsonists. I am still waiting for a match.… Read the rest
I have a friend who’s a dyslexic-paranoid.
He always thinks he’s following somebody. ~Dwight York… Read the rest
Thought this one was funny!
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. LOL… Read the rest
I saw my Doctor last week and
I saw my Doctor last week. I said, “Doc, every day I wake up and look in the mirror, and I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.” ~Rodney … Read the rest