A man needed to get a stain out of his pants, so he put gasoline into his washing machine. It caused an explosion and burned down his home. See, this is what happens when you let a man do housework.… Read the rest
We Are Lazy
Things have changed and yes, we are lazy. We used to have breath mints. Now we have breath strips. They just dissolve on our tongue for us. Can we not suck anymore? Ellen DeGeneres… Read the rest