‘‘Wherever we are, it is but a stage on the way to
somewhere else, and whatever we do, however well we
do it, it is only a preparation to do something else that
shall be different.’’
—ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON, SCOTTISH … Read the rest
Jokes, Quips and Quotes
Just a Joke: I know I’m Not Sexy.
Yes, I know I’m not sexy. In high school, I was voted “most likely to masturbate.” Rodney Dangerfield… Read the rest
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning,
put on a shirt, and the button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Rodney Dangerfield… Read the rest
The other day I called my computer helpline,
because I needed to be made to feel ignorant by someone much younger than me. Bill Bryson… Read the rest