Yes, I know I’m not sexy. In high school, I was voted “most likely to masturbate.” Rodney Dangerfield… Read the rest
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I saw my Doctor last week and
I saw my Doctor last week. I said, “Doc, every day I wake up and look in the mirror, and I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.” ~Rodney … Read the rest
With my dog I don’t get no respect…
With my dog I don’t get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don’t want to go out. He wants me to leave. Rodney Dangerfield… Read the rest