Edgar, father of nine, reflected on how he had mellowed over the years: “When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of … Read the rest
I know a lot about cars…
Yep, I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming. Mitch Hedberg… Read the rest
Did You Hear About Barack Obama?
Barack Obama goes to this fancy party and while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he is dressed up as and he says “I am a snail. And that’s M’Shell on my back.”… Read the rest
About Kelptomaniacs
It’s hard to explain puns to kelptomaniacs because they always take things literally.… Read the rest